Chubby trans folks are the best in all the world.

We are the cutest, we trans the hardest, and we will be the Winners of this game of gender

“we trans the hardest and will be the winners”  wow, didnt realize your self identity was a competition, good job making it seem like being trans is for attention

this actually pisses me off like so much. Tumblr user ghostqunk is a douchbag.


That… Is not what I expected


That… Is not what I expected


what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics


do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"



i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.


"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"

  • me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
  • walmart cashier: sir for the last time