That… Is not what I expected
what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"
i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.
"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"
Greg Rivera » Low Brow Jant
*flicks holy water on you* leave